if i can doing the stuff like INCEPTION

if i can doing the stuff like INCEPTION

I WOULD LIKE TO...

PLANT MY 'IDEA' TO THIS FOLLOWING PEOPLE :

1. my parents : tell them I loved them
2. my college teacher : tell them 'JACOB is smart in every single subject he brought in college so what must I do is give HIM 'A' in every subject he take in this SEMESTER'
3. every beautiful women in this world : MARRY JACOB PLZ....